(via epicfunny)

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(via peanutb00ty)

bikinipowerbottom:

suckonmynick:

whoevencarestbh:

The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.

bikinipowerbottom:

suckonmynick:

whoevencarestbh:

The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.

(via spork)

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

(via hashtagsno)

(via epicfunny)

tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]

king-18:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

(via i-survived-the-fob-hiatus)

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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(via i-survived-the-fob-hiatus)

refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via i-survived-the-fob-hiatus)

surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing

surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing

(via laughbitches)

meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

(via laughbitches)

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