fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ourloveissemperfii:

This was too cute not to share!

I’m melting

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ourloveissemperfii:

This was too cute not to share!

I’m melting

(via heyfunniest)

externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

(via laughing-llama)

germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(via laughing-llama)

sourcedumal:

chauvinistsushi:

kotakucom:

Extreme apologizing. For when you’ve really pissed her off.

I appreciate this on a domme level

That break dancing one tho

(via the-krusty-crew)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

(via tittytittygangbang)

cumsock:

did i miss liams 30th birthday?

cumsock:

did i miss liams 30th birthday?

(via tittytittygangbang)

Ugh, I hate stairs
anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)

(via tittytittygangbang)

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

(via pizza)

browningtons:

fantasticurl:

i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours
920 days
two and a half years

browningtons:

fantasticurl:

i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours

920 days

two and a half years

image

(via thefuuuucomics)

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

(via pizza)

clockworkquell:

p-istos:

So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you

if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is

(via laughing-llama)

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