Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
you’ll always be real
I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult
viva la pluto motherfucker
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
when my dad was in college he invented “Anal Fresh” and now he is upset
WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS